Why cats are better than women
- A cat doesn't know what a remote control is.
- A cat loves you until it dies.
- You don't have to tell your cat you love it - it knows you do.
- A cat likes to be petted, anywhere, anytime.
- Cats don't expect breakfast in the morning.
- Cats don't ly, quibble, argue, pout.
- Everything you do is interesting.
- Cats need little space, a sunny spot in the window will do.
- Cats don't smoke, drink, do drugs.
- You don't have to tell a cat it's pretty.
- A cat doesn't care if you haven't shaved for two days.
- A cat doesn't want to borrow money from you.
- Cats love to scrap bills and taxforms.
- You don't need to buy your cat expensive presents on it's birthday.
- You don't need to buy your cats mother expensive presents on her birthday.